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"The kids like the sass, the kids like the dirty language, the kids like the violence, the kids like the idea that they could be verbally sliced in the eyeball with a ninja star. The kids like the Rahm Emanuel."

Ask.
"No ma’am, a manure shovel looks a little different."

"No ma’am, a manure shovel looks a little different."

bill-adama:

strawberrysgirl:

RAHM WHAT ARE YOU DOING

fuck traffic get elected

Team Rahmblr Team (sic) remembers the old days, and wants to be sure you are following this Twitter. Also this dope photo! He never lost it…

bill-adama:

strawberrysgirl:

RAHM WHAT ARE YOU DOING

fuck traffic get elected

Team Rahmblr Team (sic) remembers the old days, and wants to be sure you are following this Twitter. Also this dope photo! He never lost it…

(Source: thebergeronprocess, via affably)

What the hell are you ladies doing here at the food court at 7:35 a.m. on a Monday? Mall walk of shame? Vote Rahm.
(thanks, Libby!)

What the hell are you ladies doing here at the food court at 7:35 a.m. on a Monday? Mall walk of shame? Vote Rahm.

(thanks, Libby!)

What’s team rahmblr team (sic) up to? Just Following Rahm’s F*&%ING mayoral campaign on Facebook. Totally not for stalking purposes. You should too.

What’s team rahmblr team (sic) up to? Just Following Rahm’s F*&%ING mayoral campaign on Facebook. Totally not for stalking purposes. You should too.

We’re going to start the over/under on the Emanuel administrion’s lifespan at: 16 years.

We’re going to start the over/under on the Emanuel administrion’s lifespan at: 16 years.

I don’t know if you tuned into today’s episode of “President Paul Rudd Says Goodbye to Chief of Staff Jason Segel,” but there was not a dry eye in the house of TRT(sic).Goodbye Chief of Staff.Hello Mayor-elect.

I don’t know if you tuned into today’s episode of “President Paul Rudd Says Goodbye to Chief of Staff Jason Segel,” but there was not a dry eye in the house of TRT(sic).

Goodbye Chief of Staff.

Hello Mayor-elect.

Goodbye gifts:

After Rahm opened the gift, Goolsbee said, “To most people, it looks  like a dead fish.  But to a future mayor of Chicago, it looks like a  dead Asian Carp.  And you’ll be happy to know that it wasn’t easy to  find one of these.” Gibbs also weighed in saying, “In Chicago, this is  how friends say goodbye.”

Sweet.

Goodbye gifts:

After Rahm opened the gift, Goolsbee said, “To most people, it looks like a dead fish. But to a future mayor of Chicago, it looks like a dead Asian Carp. And you’ll be happy to know that it wasn’t easy to find one of these.” Gibbs also weighed in saying, “In Chicago, this is how friends say goodbye.”

Sweet.

Team Rahmblr Team (sic) says: Consider this twitter account motherfucking verified.
(via mer-et-soleil)

Team Rahmblr Team (sic) says: Consider this twitter account motherfucking verified.

(via mer-et-soleil)

(via windycity)

Now that Rahm is perhaps definitely for sure probably running for King of Chicago, what’s stopping him from moving back home? Apparently, some dude:

Sneed hears an effort by Chicago mayoral hopeful Rahm Emanuel to move back into his North Side home next month was axed by the man who leased it.
The kicker: Sneed also hears rumbles there was a nixed request for  Rahm to move into the basement of his leased home if the tenant didn’t  move out.
To wit: Emanuel, the White House chief of staff, who has been in  the process of quickly building a network to run for mayor — had been  trying to move back into his leased home at 4228 N. Hermitage.
The upshot: Sneed has learned the tenant, Robert "Rob" P. Halpin, 59, who holds the lease with his wife, Lori, until June 2011, refused to budge.

Not only does Team Rahmblr Team (sic) appreciate news sources which refer to themselves in the third person, but this sounds like a great opportunity to advertise our services: Rahm, if you are reading this, we can and will totally circuitbend a Billy the Largemouth Bass to say “Don’t be f**king retarded. Get Out of My House.” and send it to this character. Just say the word.

Now that Rahm is perhaps definitely for sure probably running for King of Chicago, what’s stopping him from moving back home? Apparently, some dude:

Sneed hears an effort by Chicago mayoral hopeful Rahm Emanuel to move back into his North Side home next month was axed by the man who leased it.

The kicker: Sneed also hears rumbles there was a nixed request for Rahm to move into the basement of his leased home if the tenant didn’t move out.

To wit: Emanuel, the White House chief of staff, who has been in the process of quickly building a network to run for mayor — had been trying to move back into his leased home at 4228 N. Hermitage.

The upshot: Sneed has learned the tenant, Robert "Rob" P. Halpin, 59, who holds the lease with his wife, Lori, until June 2011, refused to budge.

Not only does Team Rahmblr Team (sic) appreciate news sources which refer to themselves in the third person, but this sounds like a great opportunity to advertise our services: Rahm, if you are reading this, we can and will totally circuitbend a Billy the Largemouth Bass to say “Don’t be f**king retarded. Get Out of My House.” and send it to this character. Just say the word.

Rahm was spotted checking out the Abbey Road on the River event. Click the photo to see another picture of Rahm rocking out.
Asked if his favorite Beatles tune was “I’ll Be on My Way” or “I’ll Be Back,” Rahm supposedly said only “No Reply.”
Better enjoy your downtime, buddy. Team Rahmblr Team (sic) has big, BIG plans for your likely mayoral run, so rest up!

Rahm was spotted checking out the Abbey Road on the River event. Click the photo to see another picture of Rahm rocking out.

Asked if his favorite Beatles tune was “I’ll Be on My Way” or “I’ll Be Back,” Rahm supposedly said only “No Reply.”

Better enjoy your downtime, buddy. Team Rahmblr Team (sic) has big, BIG plans for your likely mayoral run, so rest up!

Rahmblr fans have enjoyed Team Rahmblr Team’s (sic) doctored-because-they’re-watermarked posts, but today, honorary Team Rahmblr Team (sic) member Kristen reels in the big one.

For behold, at 1:10 in, he says “F&%$ you, Paul.”

I do believe this is the first time we’ve actually heard it from his own mouth.

You’re welcome.

Rahm Fact #38:  Rahm is known to wrap newspapers in dead fishes.

Here we have Val, Bar, Rahm and Rahm’s belt on their way to Marine one and a trip out of Fucknutsville (Rahm’s term of endearment for our nation’s capital).
Photo via daylife.com (Thanks Jennifer!)

Here we have Val, Bar, Rahm and Rahm’s belt on their way to Marine one and a trip out of Fucknutsville (Rahm’s term of endearment for our nation’s capital).

Photo via daylife.com (Thanks Jennifer!)

Exciting news for Rahm fans! He was sighted at a CVS yesterday looking fly and tan, as usual. OK, not that exciting. It’s been a slow summer!
He will be in Chicago this week. Tips on how Team Rahmblr Team (sic) can find our hero? Send ‘em. This Tumblr needs to kick it up a notch.

Exciting news for Rahm fans! He was sighted at a CVS yesterday looking fly and tan, as usual. OK, not that exciting. It’s been a slow summer!

He will be in Chicago this week. Tips on how Team Rahmblr Team (sic) can find our hero? Send ‘em. This Tumblr needs to kick it up a notch.

Amid rumors of Rahm’s White House departure, Team Rahmblr Team (sic) hereby announce our candidacy for the official Tumblog of Rahm Emanuel’s inevitable mayoral run.
Remember kiddies, Chief of Staff is nice for a couple years but Rahmblr is forever.
Pic of Rahm gazing into an uncertain future is completely unrelated.

Amid rumors of Rahm’s White House departure, Team Rahmblr Team (sic) hereby announce our candidacy for the official Tumblog of Rahm Emanuel’s inevitable mayoral run.

Remember kiddies, Chief of Staff is nice for a couple years but Rahmblr is forever.

Pic of Rahm gazing into an uncertain future is completely unrelated.

Team Rahmblr Team (sic) has been on vacation but we’re back! We now return to our intermittent programming.
P.S. We were not having our bar mitzvah.

Team Rahmblr Team (sic) has been on vacation but we’re back! We now return to our intermittent programming.

P.S. We were not having our bar mitzvah.