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They were told to pretend they didn’t notice when Rahm high-fives ghosts of Chiefs of Staff past. Only Gibbs can keep it together.
Rahm Fact #31: John Podesta just gave Rahm the old, “High-five oopsHAIR-SLICK!”
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"The kids like the sass, the kids like the dirty language, the kids like the violence, the kids like the idea that they could be verbally sliced in the eyeball with a ninja star. The kids like the Rahm."
The Rahmblr sends whatever-the-opposite-of-a-dead-fish is to Mariel, who says “Only the Rahm can pull off a bright orange long-sleeved shirt like that.” Thanks.
Start your wet t-shirt contest observations… now.
Sasha Obama was the star of the first-ever White House luau, wowing the crowd with a pitch so tough that the 8-year-old sank her dad’s chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, in the dunking booth, according to Sleuth informants who were there. Dad, wearing a purple lei, followed suit, sinking Rahm on his first try. (via)
Rahmblr is not sure that John Boehner doesn’t have a Sasha Obama costume.
Rahm Fact #30: Sploooooosh.
Yeah that is strange, Mayor, it does seem to say “SURRENDER D… A… L… E… Y…?
“ The guy could have used a cigarette.
Rahm Emanuel on Mark Sanford
Biden is shocked yet impressed with George Mitchell’s “G’s up, Ho’s down” joke.
Rahm and HRC are all, “You’re so 2000 and late.”
He’s not shushing, he’s working out the logistics of transporting 175,000 fire ants to interrupt Eric Cantor’s picnic.
“ Nobody wants to be on the wrong side of Ari Emanuel, especially now that his brother is running the White House.
Television executive, who asked for anonymity to preserve harmony with him. (via soupsoup)
Late to the party much, Hollywood? You cross Ari, you cross Rahm. Mayor Daley figured out who is in charge long ago. Fall in line, people.
Reggie: I’ll call my camel Captain Camelmouth and you call yours Are You Fucking Kidding Me.
Rahm: You must be fucking kidding me.
Rahm Fact #29: A 6-year old Rahm was known to blame his earliest potty-mouthed rants on his first pet, Muffin the goldfish.
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Rahmblr Imagines Sweet Effing Nothings:
“Your’e the man, Baucus. Get this health care party started!”
Pssst.
Rahm Emanuel juggling two cellphones and a Belgian beer at U Street corridor hot spot Marvin on Saturday night. Black T-shirt, pale denim jeans. A woman asked if anyone ever tells him he looks like Rahm Emanuel. “I am Rahm Emanuel,” he said, “so people say that a lot.”
Rahm’s address to Sarah Lawrence’s Class Of 2009:
I want to thank Sarah Lawrence for bestowing this honorary degree. This is actually the second such degree I received this year. Just last week I was awarded an honorary degree for my contributions to the field of linguistics, particularly my work in the four-letter-words.
In O.O. with Perry and Nunn. Would rather be at the gym. http://tinyurl.com/qqssrh #allyourrepublicanassesarebelongtous
Oh yeah real good one, Gibbs. Why don’t you work on your shadow puppets and get back to us. I mean really, a unicorn? That’s all you got?
